The Joy Of Stealing
Authored by MN Gordon via EconomicPrism.com,
I’ve been caught stealing
Once, when I was five
I enjoy stealing
It’s just as simple as that
Well, it’s just a, simple fact
When I want something,
And I don’t want to pay for it
I walk right, through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey all right!
If I get by, it’s mine
Mine all mine!