With Janet Yellen set to remove the ‘wealth-creating’ nutrients of QE within a month, it appears there is only way left to The American Dream… latch on to a billionaire (or their son or daughter). As a patriotic courtesy to our readers we provide the dummies guide to befriending a wealthy benefactor… everything from their marital status and demographic to the most critical factor for success – where to hang out in 2015 to catch their eye.