In an effort to make everyone happy, the CFPB has taken a page from the Donald Trump show business canon.
“In effect, we are going to have a rotating cast of celebrity apprentices,” explained current-but-soon to be former Director Richard Cordray, at a press conference called hastily on April 1. “We came up with the idea for this when we had a meeting with President Trump and some of his producers — I mean, staffers. The best way out of a constitutional showdown is a bit of the ol’ razzle-dazzle.”