There really is no difference between the bully and the victim.
-Lady Gaga
By all accounts, I was a real smartass as a teenager.
One favorite and reoccurring smartass remark I remember well is that whenever my parents blamed something on “they” I would inevitably ask, who is they? The conversations would go something like this.
Mom: “I can’t believe how much we spend on gas. 95 cents a gallon! Unbelievable.”