Despite a collapse in yields and implicit plunge in the odds of a rate-hike anytime soon, asset-gathering, commission-taking talking-heads continue to spew unrealities about the economy and where it goes next as excuse after excuse (low oil is good, services trump manufacturing etc) are discarded. What is worse is that none other than The Fed’s “owners” – the primary dealers – refuse to play along with The Fed’s transitory narrative as their Treasury Bond position is the longest since 2013.