Submitted by Nick Giambruno via InternationalMan.com,
“What’s it like playing chess with Obama?” asks a top aid of Russian president Vladimir Putin.
Putin replies, “It’s like playing chess with a pigeon. First it knocks over all the pieces, then it shits on the board, and finally it struts around like it won.”
Now, Putin hasn’t actually said this on record. It’s just a popular joke circulating in Russia.